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Wife: “I’m pregnant.”. Husband: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.”. Wife: “No, you’re not.”. My marriage counselor asked if it was true that I generally wake up grumpy in the morning. I ...
From dumb dad jokes to silly knock-knocks, this compilation of one-liners is sure to inspire a laugh or two, whether you're relaxing poolside, riding in the car with the top down or dining al ...
2. Henry " Henny " Youngman (March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998) was a British-born American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner", his best known being "Take my wife... please". In a time when many comedians told elaborate anecdotes, Youngman's routine consisted of telling simple one-liner jokes, occasionally with ...
Children. 2. Signature. Website. www.rodney.com. Jack Roy (born Jacob Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), better known by the pseudonym Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, screenwriter, and producer. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!"
1. I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere. 2. The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted. 3. When we were kids, we used to be afraid ...
Throughout his career Monkhouse had jotted down jokes, odd facts, one-liners, sketches and ideas in a series of leather-bound books, which he took with him to every television, radio, stage and nightclub appearance he made. In July 1995 two were stolen, and Monkhouse offered a £15,000 reward.
The best corny jokes, knock-knocks, one-liners and dad jokes for kids, adults and everyone else in need of a good laugh. 155 corny jokes that are so bad, they're good Skip to main content
Death of a mayor: In 1998, local WAAF shock jocks Opie and Anthony were discussing April Fool's Day hoaxes, and sardonically stated that Boston mayor Thomas Menino had been killed in a car accident. Menino happened to be on a flight at the time, lending credence to the prank as he could not be reached.